Found on a yahoo homeschooling group....
Top Ten Conservative Catholic Pickup Lines
10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a
dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced
HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?
8. Sorry, but I couldn't help notice how cute you look in that
ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
7. What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary
Cenacle like this?
6. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much
in common!
5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic
bookstore downtown.
4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.
3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font
at the same time?
1. Confess here often?
2 comments:
*groan*
:)
Yes, that is from the Bad Catholic's Guide to Good Living (page 47) by John Zmirak and Denise Matychowiak. They have a new one out called The Bad Catholic's Guide to Wine, Whisky and Song. Both are hilarious!
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