Upon getting Jack out of rest time and finding him stripped from the waste down---
Me- (swearing under breath) Jack, did you poo in your pants?
Me- Oh. Well, that's good!
Jack- I went peepee.
Me- Where's the peepee?
Jack- Over there!
Me- WHY did you peepee on the floor?!
Jack- It looks like water and made a splatter!