Me- So did you read Chapter 7?
Kain- Yep, I read it.
Me- Really? That was awfully quick! What was it about?
Me- What about Jamestown?
Kain-Um...Jamestown. And Lord Baltimore.
Me, smelling a rat- Ok. What about Jamestown and Lord Baltimore?
Kain- I just told you! It was about Jamestown and Lord Baltimore!
Me- You didn't read the chapter, did you?
Kain- YES I DID! I JUST SAID IT WAS ABOUT JAMESTOWN AND LORD BALTIMORE!
Me- Uh huh. So, did you really read the chapter, or did you just look at it and pick out a name or two that you saw so that you could tell me what it was about in case I asked?
Kain....after a long silence and a blank stare- Can you repeat the question?