The other night, Jack came trotting out from his bed for the 247th time.
I swatted his diapered can for the 247th time.
Yes, he still wears a diaper to bed.
Yes, I do occasionally spank.
No, it doesn't work. Obviously, or I wouldn't have been doing it for the 247th time. I'm out of ideas.
So, anyway, I pulled him over and swatted his rear end and he screams, "OW! WHAT THE HELL?!!"